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Matt Kirshen's Brand New Tumblr Page: The Onion, The Outrage

mattkirshen:

There’s a fun joke my friends and I sometimes do and it’s one you can do too. The butt of the joke is the nicest one in your group; trust me, you know who that person is. They’ll also never know it’s happened, because what you do is wait until they’ve just left the party, or the bar, or the car…

Posted on February 25, 2013 via Matt Kirshen's Brand New Tumblr Page with 297 notes
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  This whole thing actually reminds me of an Dave Chappelle routine called “How old is fifteen, really?” I’m gonna link to...
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  Yeah I think it’s definitely valid to say “Hey, that joke’s not okay because there’s still not adequate universal...
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  Yes, ok, I agree 100% but everything changes when the “butt of the joke” is a little kid.
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  This is a long explanation of what I thought was pretty obvious
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  fine, fine line between...acceptable? Arguably, yes. Is
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  Word.
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  Humour is a relative, not an absolute, so you’ll always get jarring. But you know what’s pretty much universally seen as...
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